A little whiff'll do ya

A Bronx politician wants to make it illegal to sell menthol and other mint-flavored cigarettes.  Since public smoking is already banned or frowned on in the Big Apple, this goes beyond health and reaches into the realms of discomfort and dislike of those physically near the offender. In that spirit, I have a few suggestions that would greatly enhance the quality of life in public spaces. Let's make it illegal to leave home with bad breath.  This would make the world a much less retchéd place.  Anyone who has been treated by a doctor with bad breath can relate.  You almost ralph in that examination room as he asks this question and that, blissfully unaware that your stomach is churning as you struggle to avoid hurling projectiles at him. It should also be illegal to go out in public stinking.  Some hulking fellow gets on the elevator with B.O. from hell, reflected in his effect on fellow passengers.  Eyes...(Read Full Post)
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