Bringing Santa into the polar bear canards

So if believing in Santa Claus is for children, well, then, so is believing in global warming. Such is the impression a Canadian government agency leaves in claiming Santa Claus has relocated to the South Pole. This really happened. A Canadian government agency, Policy Horizons Canada, intent on dragging in politics to a sacred and children's holiday. canardishly claimed that due to climate change, Santa Claus had moved to the South Pole. They couched it in the most drearily United Nations-style language, citing the 'international community' and 'exclusive zone' for good measure, sounding all Christmasy for us with this dreck: What?  Thanks to rising global temperatures, rapidly melting Arctic ice and growing human operations in the North, Santa Claus has signed an agreement with the International community to relocate his village next year to operate in an exclusive zone in the South Pole.  So What?  Santa’s...(Read Full Post)