Another Obama Grand Fail: The Oceans Are Rising! The Oceans Are Rising!

On June 3, 2008, Barack Obama emerged as the victor in the Minnesota Democratic presidential primary election, giving him enough delegate votes to secure his nomination for president over his main opponent, Hillary Rodham Clinton. 

In his victory speech he grandiosely declared:

The journey will be difficult. The road will be long. I face this challenge with profound humility, and knowledge of my own limitations. But I also face it with limitless faith in the capacity of the American people. Because if we are willing to work for it, and fight for it, and believe in it, then I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on Earth. This was the moment - this was the time - when we came together to remake this great nation so that it may always reflect our very best selves, and our highest ideals. Thank you, God Bless you, and may God Bless the United States of America.

Five and a half years later our children will see that this was the time when with profound arrogance and knowing no limitations, Obama removed care for the sick while accelerating the demise of the terminally ill as he pushed them all into debt, offered bad part time jobs to the formerly skilled, well paid fully employed; this is the time when he began to pave the way for war and our defeat by giving in to and believing an enemy, Iran, that vows to wipe us and our allies off the face of the Earth while apologizing to Afghanistan, a country we aided with our money and our blood; and this was a time when our planet became violently ill as the rise of the oceans returned to destroy our sports stadiums and ski slopes.

Yep, thus spake Obama's fellow Democrat and also a senator, Sheldon Whitehouse (RI), most importantly that the oceans are rising, ruining treasured sports stadiums and ski slopes.

Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) warns sports stadiums are at risk from the "sea level rise effects of climate change  "and that climate change specifically threatens hockey and skiing.

"We see significant sports facilities, the palaces of - of sport that are at risk from the storm, climate, sea-level rise effects of climate change," Sen. Whitehouse said today following a closed-door climate discussion with executives from the NFL, NHL and NBA.
He said the threat to hockey is that people will no longer be able to play outdoors on frozen ponds:  "Without cold enough weather for frozen ponds, the kind of hockey that you play out of doors with your friends gets a little bit harder to achieve."

"We see significant sports facilities, the palaces of - of sport that are at risk from the storm, climate, sea-level rise effects of climate change," Sen. Whitehouse said today following a closed-door climate discussion with executives from the NFL, NHL and NBA.

Whitehouse also suggested climate change will prevent his family from continuing to go skiing in Rhode Island:  "I took my kids skiing at Yawgoo Valley ski slopes in Rhode Island. The New York Times recently reported that we can expect all the ski slopes in Connecticut and Massachusetts to be gone.

And so to conclude the dreamy, unreal vision of Obama's victory speech to the harsh realities of life under Obama five and a half years later. 

This was the time when we destroyed our nation's image as the last best, hope on Earth as this was the moment when I, and my fellow Democrats, came together against all our opponents and the American people to remake this great nation so that it may reflect our very basest selves and our lowest desires. 

Thank you and may God bless you for being such suckers, so greedy, such low info believers for electing me. 

And I'll try to reward Sheldon and do something about his skiing.


On June 3, 2008, Barack Obama emerged as the victor in the Minnesota Democratic presidential primary election, giving him enough delegate votes to secure his nomination for president over his main opponent, Hillary Rodham Clinton. 

In his victory speech he grandiosely declared:

The journey will be difficult. The road will be long. I face this challenge with profound humility, and knowledge of my own limitations. But I also face it with limitless faith in the capacity of the American people. Because if we are willing to work for it, and fight for it, and believe in it, then I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on Earth. This was the moment - this was the time - when we came together to remake this great nation so that it may always reflect our very best selves, and our highest ideals. Thank you, God Bless you, and may God Bless the United States of America.

Five and a half years later our children will see that this was the time when with profound arrogance and knowing no limitations, Obama removed care for the sick while accelerating the demise of the terminally ill as he pushed them all into debt, offered bad part time jobs to the formerly skilled, well paid fully employed; this is the time when he began to pave the way for war and our defeat by giving in to and believing an enemy, Iran, that vows to wipe us and our allies off the face of the Earth while apologizing to Afghanistan, a country we aided with our money and our blood; and this was a time when our planet became violently ill as the rise of the oceans returned to destroy our sports stadiums and ski slopes.

Yep, thus spake Obama's fellow Democrat and also a senator, Sheldon Whitehouse (RI), most importantly that the oceans are rising, ruining treasured sports stadiums and ski slopes.

Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) warns sports stadiums are at risk from the "sea level rise effects of climate change  "and that climate change specifically threatens hockey and skiing.

"We see significant sports facilities, the palaces of - of sport that are at risk from the storm, climate, sea-level rise effects of climate change," Sen. Whitehouse said today following a closed-door climate discussion with executives from the NFL, NHL and NBA.
He said the threat to hockey is that people will no longer be able to play outdoors on frozen ponds:  "Without cold enough weather for frozen ponds, the kind of hockey that you play out of doors with your friends gets a little bit harder to achieve."

"We see significant sports facilities, the palaces of - of sport that are at risk from the storm, climate, sea-level rise effects of climate change," Sen. Whitehouse said today following a closed-door climate discussion with executives from the NFL, NHL and NBA.

Whitehouse also suggested climate change will prevent his family from continuing to go skiing in Rhode Island:  "I took my kids skiing at Yawgoo Valley ski slopes in Rhode Island. The New York Times recently reported that we can expect all the ski slopes in Connecticut and Massachusetts to be gone.

And so to conclude the dreamy, unreal vision of Obama's victory speech to the harsh realities of life under Obama five and a half years later. 

This was the time when we destroyed our nation's image as the last best, hope on Earth as this was the moment when I, and my fellow Democrats, came together against all our opponents and the American people to remake this great nation so that it may reflect our very basest selves and our lowest desires. 

Thank you and may God bless you for being such suckers, so greedy, such low info believers for electing me. 

And I'll try to reward Sheldon and do something about his skiing.